15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a...
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people...
He Said...She Said:
He said...Want a quickie? She said...As opposed to what?
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He said...This coffee isn't fit for a pig!...
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